The Kingdom of Lannister Rock is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.537 billion Lannister Rockians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Lannister Rockian economy, worth 892 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,185 Gold Dragons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,628 per year while the poor average 9,473, a ratio of 34.4 to 1.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Lannister Rock remains pure, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and Lannister Rock is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lannister Rock's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lannister Rock is ranked 61,463^rd in the world and 5^th in Oatia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,731.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.